Although this shot is very much out of focus, it is very clear…

I have a big butt.

I can not lie.

The way I see it, it is the better to fill out these jeans…the kind of jeans a nearly 50 year old mom of five and Mi-Ma of one plus one more on the way probably should not be wearing. But then again, why not? They might not be a sexy, hot pair of black leather shorts that my friend Kristen wore recently but it still felt damn good to wear these and to catch this view in the mirror.

It felt damn good.

I can not lie.