a favor from you all, because you love me

Okay, fine. I’ll admit it’s not me but the rest of the circus act that most of you adore. So do me a favor because you love my kids and my grandkids. You see this gorgeous girl to the right? She is Ben’s younger sister so she is my darling daughter #1′s sister in law and one of the many aunties to Hazel and Fallon. She also saved my butt a few times on that mud run and literally rubbed mud ALL OVER ME when I stepped out of the final obstacle because I just do not, can not do closed in spaces filled with mud that I must tunnel through. Her name is Samantha and she is a pretty awesome kid. She’s absolutely gorgeous…duh!…super smart…witty…hard-core athletic…a caring young woman. Remember she saved my ass on that mud run and her itty-bitty little self pulled me up over a wall. I know I surprised her with just how heavy I am…heavier than I look which why we will go with the fantasy that I am solid muscle…still she did pull me up over a wall.  You learn a lot about a person when you are knee deep in mud. I like this kid. I like her a lot. I’m glad that we are related…sort of.

So now about that favor…

Samantha wants to live the dream of a Roxy Girl. Seriously, it is an amazing opportunity for her and yes, in my humble opinion, she is a Roxy kind of girl…and so much more! From now until May 8, once a day will you please vote for Samantha?

Please?

It’s so freakin’ easy and you will be doing me a HUGE-assed favor and make me feel even more loved by you and helping out a hard-working, all-around nice, 18 year old college student.

community of mud

If you aren’t a friend of mine on Facebook, you might be wondering “how did the mud run go for Laura?…did she survive?”

Well…

I was ready and especially inspired when I received my race packet.

Beer! There would be beer at the finish line. Knowing that I was even able to forgive the fact that they got my age wrong. Oh well, I will be 51 soon enough…next year.

Come Sunday I was properly hydrated and ready, really ready for this event. It had been an especially stressful week juggling life here and this run was going to be a much needed outlet of a lot of that stress and frustrations…plus there would be beer. My planned strategy was to not die of course and to blind everyone with my camouflage RunTeamSparkle running skirt (what else would a lady wear to a mud run?) and my blinding white legs. Some friends wondered if I was wearing shorts under the skirt and even dared to ask. Um, yes! My husband is the Scotsman, not I. Blinding white legs was more than enough to share.

Coated and layered up in waterproof sunscreen from head to toe, I was hoping to at least not burn out there at Dell Osso Farms. I might die from heat exhaustion but I would not burn…hopefully.

With just a little bit more stretching, warming up, hydrating and applying of sunscreen and eye black my team (Ben, his lovely mother and his sweet and super-athletic sister) was ready for our 12:30 PM start time. According to the weather app on my smart phone, it was 93° when we lined up at the start line. Ready or not for the race, we were definitely ready for the first muddy obstacle. By the time we reached the third obstacle, it was clear that this was going to be a pretty tough muddy hot run. All of us found the heat and some of the obstacles challenging but we stayed together, helped each other out, cheered each other on and promised that what happens on the mud run stays on the mud run. We were determined to finish together the four of us…even if we had to drag the body of one or two of us across the finish line. Yeah, we joked about that making comparisons to Harry Potter bringing a dead Cedric back from the maze…you know, so that he could become a sparkly vampire named Edward.

Yeah, the heat was getting to us.

Onward through the mud and obstacles we pushed through. I was really impressed with the community of people running around us. There was a lot of helping hands if you couldn’t get out of the thick mud or struggled scaling the rope ladder and there was a lot of slipping, sliding and tangling of limbs in the mud. Thank goodness we all got along and laughed…laughed a lot. It was definitely good, muddy fun.

Crossing the finish line we were covered, caked, coated with mud…everywhere…yes, everywhere…but we all were very much alive. Yes, we were survivors of the Survivor Mud Run.

Surprisingly, no one wanted to hug any of us. We were offered a banana and a bottle of near-boiling hot water along with a pretty cool medal. All of it soon became covered in mud because we all were covered in mud. It was definitely time for a shower which consisted of lots and lots of muddy people lined up on a platform standing under pipes of water flowing freely and water trucks driving by and hosing us all down. Yes, there were more helping hands and community. We are bonded…all of us…for life…I think…we were all that close!

Thank goodness my medal and racing bib washed clean. More for my collection. I really need something to hang all my race medals on…ahem…Mother’s Day is coming!!!

Nevertheless, it was a great day spent with family…covered in mud.

let’s pretend…

…that I have not completely FAILED in prepping myself for this Sunday’s death march mud run that I will be doing with my son in law. Yes, I can handle the running distance…bitch please…it’s the mud and the upper body strength needed obstacles not to mention it is going to be 80 degrees HOT when we start our race at 12:30 PM. I’m. Going. To. Die. I hope Ben will kindly drag my body to the finish line…for my loving circus clowns who surely will miss me when I am gone.

Let’s pretend that I have not STILL have not finished that staircase railing paint project…Y’all know I will probably finally finish it around August which would be a year after I started.

Let’s pretend that the NRP mega-code simulation test that I did today was not the hot, sweaty mess that it was because I am so nervous in testing scenarios like that (yes even if I have been doing this for over 22 years…don’t judge) and let’s pretend that I was not given the scariest delivery from hell scenario because I’m a NICU nurse and I can handle it. I know my mega-code partner, who at first was happily announcing that this was her last NRP renewal ever because she is retiring next year certainly wishes it had never happened. Don’t worry. We saved the baby mannequin patient. Oh, and we both passed.

Let’s pretend that the usual war of the worlds that is between Hazel and Daniel when he comes home from school to discover that I am babysitting his nieces never happened. I know Daniel and Hazel wish that it never happened…or at least the time-outs they received never happened.

Let’s just pretend all the annoying shit that has been bothering us all today has never happened…

But Jenny, the Bloggessnew book, available on sale today and on my Kindle WAITING for me to read it now…THAT we should all be so happy, so very happy that it happened. Seriously. I’m so GLAD this has happened and I have the book and wine and I will be reading it tonight while drinking a glass of wine.

Go.

Buy.

This.

Book.

where I believe that my son-in-law is trying to kill me

Look what my son-in-law, Ben presented to me last night.

Just a little ol’ 5K and change run that he has invited me to run with him, his mom and his younger sister…a 3.47 mile run with obstacles…

OMG!

These obstacles are CRAZY! Seriously, check out the OBSTACLES!

mud pits…webs…tires…hurdles…cargo climbs…mud hills…mud slides…monkey bars…a ditch of death…crawls…log jams…a few “mystery obstacles…and more mud pits…

So.

Much.

Mud.

How does that saying go again? That which don’t kill you can only make you stronger…well, I accepted Ben’s invitation and gift and I told him that I would see him at the finish line.

Hopefully he will wait for me.

daily Fallon #19

Oh hey! Hi! …as my Auntie Amber would say… It’s me, Fallon! I’m 2 months old today! How cool is that? Pretty cool, I think.

I’ve been busy this last month. I have been growing…which makes me hungry all the time and yes, sleepy too. I’m actually starting to have what Mommy and Mima call a more “predictable schedule”…most of the time.

When I am awake I like to look at faces and smile and coo and sometimes laugh. Y’all are pretty interesting to look at.

I also do my tummy time. I’m pretty good at it too. I mean look how lifting up my head and chest is so easy-peasy for me.

I still enjoy my evening rages against the world because sometimes you just have to let out a little bit of rage. Just the other night I showed my Auntie Abby how good I am at raging while she was baby-sitting me. She called Mommy to come get me…she also called me a brat. So when Mommy came I immediately stopped crying. I showed her! Auntie Abby now says she doesn’t want to have babies…ever.

With all the growing and changing I have been doing this month, everyone seems to be fixated on who do I look like? Mommy? Daddy? Hazel? Someone else in the family? Are my eyes getting blue? Or green? Is my hair starting to look more red than brown? I’d ask you what do you think but Mima shot these pictures in black and white saying something about this week’s Focus 52 Project’s assignment.

Whatever.

Well, my hair is starting to look a little more ginger…sorry Daddy…and my eyes do look kind of blue some days. Regardless of all of that I like to think that Mima is right when she says that I look like Fallon. I know that I haven’t been around too long but Mima seems to be right about a lot of things.