timing


Way back when my darling husband and I were dating he aspired to be a standup comic. He is a rather funny story-teller and does have a rather wicked sense of humor. Me, on the other hand, I seem to lack the ability to tell a joke. I like to imagine that I am funny but ever since I was a little girl my attempts at humor are usually answered (rather sternly) with, “That’s not funny, Laura!

:::sigh:::

Bill tells me the key to being funny is all in the timing…and he tells me that in a way that I can’t help but laugh even if I know the punchline too well having heard it for thirty years now.

But yes, good timing seems to be something that I am not always graced with.

In other news…Zoë is here!!!!…Under the Big Top!!!!…ALL WEEK!!!!….SURPRISE!!!!

Oh my glob, everyone here is so happy to have Zoë here because we love and miss our Zoë so much. Driving home Sunday night from Davis, I imagined all the things I would do with my Zoë while she was visiting all week long. So excited over this surprise…so very, very excited!

But I have been sick. I have been barely able to get up kind of sick since Monday afternoon; which is so awesome when it is the last week of school for two of my clowns and my darling Zoë is here to visit. So I tried to power through making my sick tea and toast (as moms must do) taking my kids to school and dance and attended awards’ assemblies that are what happens the last week of school…and I would collapse in a snotty, hacking, feverish heap.

Timing…it is all about timing…

Zoë spent time hanging out with her sisters, her Dad, making lunch and dinner for her nieces and her mom, playing Candyland with her brother and riding her longboard (which one can carry on the plane I have learned). Meanwhile I might have blown my nose so hard that I blew out some brain cells. I might have had an emotional meltdown or two or more as well because I do not do sick very well and I wanted to spend time with my darling daughter who lives much too far away from me. Unfortunately the cold meds and the struggle to just breathe proved to be too much and I slept. I slept a lot. I slept too much.

But today, Thursday, was a new day. Sure I couldn’t breathe and my eyes are red and watery and I feel like a truck ran me down but my fever broke. There’s that. I didn’t get to go out and enjoy a sushi lunch with my only child who will enjoy sushi with me much less share sake with her now that she is 21, but I was determined to spend some time with my girl one way or another before I have to take her to the airport tomorrow. We went to Target to stock up on cold meds for me (and for other family members who now are starting have the same symptoms).

Whoo-hoo!!! We do know how to party!

And, because it is all in the timing, I proposed that my five children gather for a picture. I let them all know Thursday morning that Thursday afternoon, after Hollie came home from work, before Jodie had to go to dance rehearsals, before Abby had to go out with friends to see The Hangover 3, before dinner, they should all be ready for me to take their picture together. No big deal. I just wanted to get a casual picture of the five of them all together.

No big deal.

No big deal my watery eye!

Getting a picture of my circus act is always a big deal. When they were little it was a matter of keeping them all clean and neat and catching them all sitting still together and (hopefully) all smiling.But nowadays it is a matter of planning…extreme planning and making sure that everyone has ample time to be hair and wardrobe ready. Sorry parents of young ones, it doesn’t get easier or better.

But the results are worth it…

once you get them all together…

and lined up…

and get them to stay still.

I’m afraid that is something that will always be a challenge.

Thanks kids for cooperating for all of ten minutes for the mamarazzi. Love you all. Love you all so much.

it’s all fun and games until someone farts and throws up


Oh photo shoots with families…large families! They can always be fun.

Right?

I try to imagine that. I mean if I close my eyes real tight and think on it real hard it will be so.

Right?

Yeah, but no.

But they can be fun.

They can definitely be fun when your friend is taking the pictures…and what is this with the shot of my ass? My friend has a wicked sense of humor.

We agreed to help my friend, Marie, out with a special project she is doing for the March of Dimes WalkAmerica and NICU Reunion featuring NICU graduates. Actually I agreed. You know how it is. Mom says so and so it is. But this project of Marie’s is a good thing and we manage to get some pictures of most of the family circus. I gave her some pictures that I have of Zoë with her favorite little brother, Daniel which will be included in the poster. We would much rather have Zoë here but life, job, school and bills happen when you are a grown up living on your own more than 330 miles away from home.

We miss you like crazy Zo-zo!!!

Act natural she said.

Relax she said.

Just be yourself she said.

And so we did. Perhaps we did just a little bit too much because yes, someone farted and we all reacted as expected…which Marie documented in several frames. Of course she would because she is the kind of friend who will take a picture of her taking a picture of my ass.

Love that girl!

Thankfully she didn’t document the throwing up.

Oh family photo shoots!

I can’t wait to see what she does with all of this.

quit playing games with my heart


To all my dear friends who got me curious about Downton Abbey with all your talk about it so that I would start watching Season 3 and get all involved…involved enough that I would spend my holiday weekend in my sick bed catching up on Seasons 1 and 2 just in time to then watch Season 3′s finale…

Thanks a lot!

I still find myself getting emotional when I think about the final scenes that played out Sunday night. Definitely not because I was under the influence of cold meds. No, the ending bruised my heart.

And WTF PBS follows with a pledge drive immediately after???!!!

Filming for Season 4 is currently underway. Hopefully Julian Fellowes won’t be killing off anymore favorite characters.

Meanwhile, here is a little bit of marvelous-ness to perhaps cheer our broken hearts.

overheard under the Big Top #217


Jodie:Aw Dad! You’re so cute buying mom flowers and her favorite candy just because she is sick. You should do that for me when I am sick.

Dad: You always get sick during the week when I’m busy at work.

It’s true.

I am sick. Have been since Thursday. The good news is I have caught up on Downton Abbey…when I haven’t been sleeping and I have slept a lot.

It’s also true that my darling husband brought home a bouquet of flowers and red vines. He claims the licorice has medicinal properties.

Of course it is very true that he is cute.

And it is true that Jodie usually gets sick during the week when her Mommy Dearest is here to look after her, take her to the doctor, give her the medicine she needs and to pretty much wait on her and her Daddy is commuting 2 hours to work 10 hour work days.

It’s all true…so very true.

I’ll let you know if the licorice works.

nobody sleeps


Sleep during a weekend of dance competitions? Are you freaking kidding me?!

What makes you think that anyone got any sleep??!!

Okay, fine, some of us managed to grab a few minutes here and there.
POWER NAPS FTW!!!
And some of us managed to catch the hacking cough and fever known as the Dance Stars virus. As Hollie declared as our dancing weekend came to a close, competition is not for the weak.

Indeed.
:::cough-cough-cough-cough-cough:::
Excuse me while I try to recover.