overheard under the Big Top #419


Daniel: I think I will FaceTime with Zoë.

And so he did. As you can see, she is looking (and feeling) so much better after her I’m-going-to-stress-and-worry-the-shit-out-of-my-mom-and-try-to-kill-my-guardian-angel-in-the-process mishap. She is so lucky she lives down in LA where I can’t my hands on her. Just saying.

But it was good to see her smiling face and hear both Daniel and her laugh. Happy, happy music that makes my heart smile, especially after the messed up, exhausting week of nothing but crazy messed up-ness we all have endured. It was good to listen to the laughter of your children.

Want me to show you my butt?”

Wait!

What?

No!

You may NOT show your sister your butt on FaceTime!

Add that to the things-my-mother-never-told-me-I-would-have-to-say-as-a-mother-someday. Then again, she never really told me much of anything about being a mother.

Oh well.

Thankfully, no butts were exposed on FaceTime. But there was more laughter and secrets shared and the discovery that it is the same time in Los Angeles as it is in Manteca.

Who knew?

“You press ‘End’.”

No, you press ‘End’.”

“No! You!”

More laughter and finally they said goodbye and ended their FaceTime.

I’m not sure who pressed “End” first.

play it again: certified


It was that time of year again for me. Time to get my Basic Life Support re-certification on again…and have the resuscitation mannikin talk dirty to me. Even better is this year the infant mannikin now talks dirty to me too. 

Thankfully I saved both mannikins and I am re-certified to perform CPR for the next two years.

You’re welcome!

originally posted May 17, 2011

Certified.

Again

For the last 24 years, every two years, I am re-certified to provide Basic Life Support as a Healthcare Provider. So yes, I still know how to save a life.

You’re welcome!

Would you believe that I have never used the CPR skills that I have learned and re-learned? True. I guess I’m too busy catching sick and tiny babies and saving their lives with my NRP skills, which must also be tested and renewed every two years as well. But if I had to perfom CPR I could…and I have the certification to prove it.

This year’s re-certification was different than it has been the last twelve times I have done it. This time around I was proctored by the manikin. A little awkward…a little weird…a lot distracting. I mean here I am trying to count chest compressions out loud because we’re supposed to and the manikin’s computer generated voice is providing feedback at the same time.

“Dude, I’m trying to count!”, I think to myself.

But the manikin continues to talk to me.

“Faster!”

“Deeper!”

“Not so deep!”

“Slower!”

“That’s good! Very good!”

“You’re doing a great job!”

Any moment, I swear I expected the manikin to scream with orgasmic pleasure…or perhaps ask me if it was good for me too as he lit up a cigarette…which is probably why he needed CPR in the first place.

twas the week after Christmas


Just another week, then again not. I mean it WAS the week after Christmas.

A week to enjoy a good cup of coffee. And a week to get to know your new technology.

and leave your Mommy’s alone.

A week where we enjoyed visits from baby unicorns

listening to good music

and NOT propping our dirty shoes up on the sofa.

But it wasn’t all relaxing and playing around.

We had x-rays and an MRI…planned and routine with good news…good news we have waited ten years for. Lesson learned: don’t listen to know-it-all-assholes who presume to know you and your family and the decisions you make for your family’s health and well-being better than you do….ALL the assholes!

There was time to recover from anesthesia…for the MRI.

and bad colds…and bad hair days.

Unfortunately there isn’t much one can do about the bad hair days except just power on through.

Or you just laugh about them.

Yeah, definitely laugh.

Then get back to enjoying the holidays making plans to get with your friends.

and share a little bit of cheer

and sparkle as you prepare to say goodbye to 2012 and hello to the adventures that will be 2013.

This final week of Focus 52 prompt was what we all are up to this last week of 2012.

Happy New Year everyone!

and to figure out new technology.

FaceTime


It’s hard with our Zoë living a more than two hours drive away from the Big Top. Even though she has been gone for more than 18 months now, it still feels weird not see her face or hear her voice here under the Big Top every single day. I know she is happy even if she has to work so very hard. I don’t care. I’m a selfish mom that way. I want to see my kids and my grandbabies every single day.

How dare they grow up and run away from the circus to make lives all on their own?!

But we can still remain connected. We can call or text. I can stalk see what they’re up to on Facebook or other social media platforms and we have FaceTime. Zoë actually FaceTimed during Daniel’s birthday celebration last week and even sang Happy Birthday along with us all. Then she took the time to visit with Fallon…who seemed to be quite impressed.

How lucky we are to have these means to stay connected!

Still nothing beats the face time face to face in real life. Fallon definitely agrees with that! Auntie Zoë’s laughter, smiles and those amazing curls are so much better in real life, face to face right next to one another.

In other news, nominations are now open for 2012 Readers’ Choice Awards for best grandparent blog, best grandparenting book and most admired grandparent over at About.com. You know, in case you have any favorites in those categories.

his and hers


Merry early Christmas from him to me and me to him!

Time for me to trade in my sad, broken down Blackberry that liked to randomly power down or switch over to the white screen of death just because it could…especially when I was in the middle of using it. My darling husband must have read my mind…or listened to my wishful mutterings that I needed Siri in my life because he proposed that we gift each other this year with new phones.

Um, yes! Can I have it like now?

His and hers phones…how sweet!

We promise not to abuse Siri like this couple.
Note: NSFW