Okay, fine. I’ll admit it’s not me but the rest of the circus act that most of you adore. So do me a favor because you love my kids and my grandkids. You see this gorgeous girl to the right? She is Ben’s younger sister so she is my darling daughter #1′s sister in law and one of the many aunties to Hazel and Fallon. She also saved my butt a few times on that mud run and literally rubbed mud ALL OVER ME when I stepped out of the final obstacle because I just do not, can not do closed in spaces filled with mud that I must tunnel through. Her name is Samantha and she is a pretty awesome kid. She’s absolutely gorgeous…duh!…super smart…witty…hard-core athletic…a caring young woman. Remember she saved my ass on that mud run and her itty-bitty little self pulled me up over a wall. I know I surprised her with just how heavy I am…heavier than I look which why we will go with the fantasy that I am solid muscle…still she did pull me up over a wall. You learn a lot about a person when you are knee deep in mud. I like this kid. I like her a lot. I’m glad that we are related…sort of.
So now about that favor…
Samantha wants to live the dream of a Roxy Girl. Seriously, it is an amazing opportunity for her and yes, in my humble opinion, she is a Roxy kind of girl…and so much more! From now until May 8, once a day will you please vote for Samantha?
It’s so freakin’ easy and you will be doing me a HUGE-assed favor and make me feel even more loved by you and helping out a hard-working, all-around nice, 18 year old college student.