Before stopping by the Big Top, Holly send me a text that says, “Prepare to judge Hazel.”

Oh dear.

Then again, she did judge me…rather unfairly. And into the Big Top she comes wearing a bright pink track suit. Like something Sue Sylvester might wear…if she were a three year old little girl. She probably did wear something just like that.

Hazel looks up at me and asks, “Are you going to judge me, Mi-ma?“

Oh dear.

Now how am I supposed to judge this?

She really doesn’t play fair, you know.