if this isn’t the beginning of the zombie apocalypse I don’t know what is

The stories are true.

Zombies did invade Dell Osso Farms in Lathrop this weekend.

They were kind of cute.

And scary.

And dancing…yes, dancing zombies all over Dell Osso Farms this weekend.

I’m thinking that is how the zombie apocalypse begins. They distract us with dancing in such a way that we forget just how dangerous zombies really are. But look around. Be aware. Families are attacking each other. Or perhaps it is just my crazy-assed, extended family. Sweet little old ladies are screaming profanities at you in Costco. Then there is the election…

Oh lordy, the election…

Are you going to hate me because of whom I voted for…

Really?

And the full moon…

And the freakenstorm that is Hurricane Sandy

If this isn’t the beginning of the end, I don’t know what is.

Be nice people.

Be extra nice. Zombies might kill you but being nice to your family, friends and total strangers won’t. You just don’t know what they might be going through at that moment. Imagine what just a little bit of kindness from you can do for them.

Be safe all my family and friends over on the East Coast.

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2 thoughts on “if this isn’t the beginning of the zombie apocalypse I don’t know what is

  1. It does not hurt to be nice. It usually makes everyone feel good! That old lady had big problems and was taking them out on others.

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