A mid-day text message conversation between a plumber and his adoring wife:
So the faucet in the kitchen sink has been leaky the past couple of days and it is getting worse. Zelda likes it.
But it has literally filled up a cup within the last half hour just dripping.
Do you know a good plumber?
Try Angie’s List.
I’ll correct the aforementioned defect when I get home.
Are you a good plumber?
Well, I’m cheap.
That’s what she said!