When you are out and about anywhere in the Central Valley and you happen to see this beautiful child,
DON’T...I repeat, DO NOT call her a boy. She is going to throw some serious shade your way and will call you out.
But I’m a girl, Mom!, she loudly proclaims as you pass by.
Seriously people! A ruffled blouse, jeggings, pink loafers with glitter?!
Oh well! Random strangers can say the stupidest things, I guess.
I’m sorry, Fallon. For what it’s worth, your mommy and aunties often were mistaken for adorable boys too…even when they were three years old and sometimes wearing the most feminine of dresses.. Except for Abby. For some reason, your Auntie Abby was rarely mistaken as a little boy. Abby had curly eyelashes and everyone knows little girls have curly eyelashes. Then again, Daniel has curly eyelashes too…and people often commented that he was a beautiful baby girl. Yeah, random strangers make stupid observations sometimes.
You keep giving them the side eye, fancy girl.