Who doesn’t play slug bug…or punch buggy? Of course with a circus like mine, through the years, it had all the possibility of ruthlessness. Thank goodness for the official rules. Yes, The Official Rules of Slug Bug is a real, actual thing and thank you Baby Jesus for those rules because without them chaos, confusion, turmoil, hostility will reign freely.
Why does this feel like it’s happening anyway?
Did you notice that silver Slug Bug convertible, Mom?
No, we don’t follow the official rules so much these days because sometimes in the midst of real life nihilism, one must rebel.
That blue Slug Bug is so shiny, isn’t it son? Almost as nice as that black one I see in my rear view mirror?
Ah, geez Mom!
Yeah, that’s how we roll, my favorite son and I because sometimes you have to revolt against the status quo. Meanwhile, what do you think about that red and white, old school Slug Bug?